Tuesday, January 19, 2010

love recession

Economist Peter Backus says
his chances of finding true love are 1 in 285,000
the formula he uses is called the Drake Equation
it takes into account the number of women he will ever meet
who share his interests
appeal to him sexually
and have the right body chemistry

and of course they must also find him equally appealing
sexually and otherwise

no shit

So, verbatim, he says:

"The good news for singles is, its probably not your fault."

(Disclaimer: If instead of someone reliant on the outcome of the Drake Equation, you were as rich and successful a man as the rapper Drake, you would have more than 285,000 single women trying to rape you on a daily basis.)


To get laid and loved, be an r&b rapper, not an economist.
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