Saturday, December 19, 2009

Tiger Would

Im shivering and chilly so I smoke
I'm as horny as I am broke
The only number longer than my debt figure
Is the time in seconds since my last grope

And my last poke at the pretty women-folk
Was so long ago its a joke

And that jokes about as funny as this one:

"Tiger woods was never really after that hole-in-one."

And to his wife that one probably doesn't seem as funny as it does to me
And as I made it up and usually laugh at my own jokes
And I'm not laughing
I concede

I cant distinguish between comedy

and tragedy
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